by Jennifer Ryan
When I walked into the shower stall at my gym, I was confronted by an enormous clump of hair on the tile floor. My first thought was, “Wow. That’s a lot of hair. I hope no one was injured.” My second thought was, “Maybe I can dye it pink and create my own Star Trek Tribble.” Then, I changed shower stalls. Why? Because it was gross. Were you born in a barn? Clean up your stuff.